Blog.

In the beginning, there was nothing.  And then Jeff said "Let there be a blog!" And there was a Blog. And Jeff saw the Blog, and it was good.

On the first day, Jeff procrastinated.

On the second day, Jeff created everything the Blog was. And for seven days that followed, Jeff worked on the Blog.

On the first Friday of the first week, Jeff rested. And made up the seven days he spent working on the Blog by sleeping. Two hours later, Jeff woke up. And wrote some more. And hereafter it was most righteous and bloggerific.